Maurice Papon has been played on 411 lists, including 13 lists in The September '01 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Makeshift Memorial | USER02691 | 3 | 16 |
| 2. | Dealey Plaza | USER02691 | 1 | 9 |
| 3. | Die2L | USER01161 | 1 | 9 |
| 4. | Vicious Piranha? - Brave Last Days | USER02827 | 1 | 9 |
| 5. | Mandy's Lulu Of A List | USER02756 | 1 | 8 |
| 6. | Dead Cat Bounce 5 | USER01330 | 1 | 6 |
| 7. | Final Broadcast | USER02691 | 1 | 6 |
| 8. | POPE 2 | USER00108 | 1 | 6 |
| 9. | Dead Cat Bounce 3 | USER02653 | 1 | 5 |
| 10. | Grim Rapper 1 | Grim Rapper | 1 | 1 |
| 11. | Dead Cat Bounce 2 | USER01330 | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Final Finish | USER02691 | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | mostly sick, mostly superannuated, mostly damn for | USER00348 | 0 | 0 |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021