Maurice Lucas has been played on 131 lists, including 7 lists in The Alexandre Dumas Memorial Three-Bagger.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Bob Feller meets Old YellerPokey22214
2.June Reunites With WardPokey22211
3.RottenToast BarbecuedRottenToast28
4.RottenToast GrilledRottenToast110
5.Jock StiffersLeft Behind to DIE!18
6.Rapid Robert Declining RapidlyEMFCoffin17
7.Checkmate, Of CourseGhost of Stiffs Past13
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.

(d) October 2nd, 2005