Maurice Lucas has been played on 131 lists, including 7 lists in The Alexandre Dumas Memorial Three-Bagger.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Bob Feller meets Old Yeller | Pokey22 | 2 | 14 |
| 2. | June Reunites With Ward | Pokey22 | 2 | 11 |
| 3. | RottenToast Barbecued | RottenToast | 2 | 8 |
| 4. | RottenToast Grilled | RottenToast | 1 | 10 |
| 5. | Jock Stiffers | Left Behind to DIE! | 1 | 8 |
| 6. | Rapid Robert Declining Rapidly | EMFCoffin | 1 | 7 |
| 7. | Checkmate, Of Course | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 1 | 3 |
For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.
(d) October 2nd, 2005