Maurice Lucas has been played on 131 lists, including 7 lists in The Alexandre Dumas Memorial Three-Bagger.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Bob Feller meets Old Yeller | Pokey22 | 2 | 14 |
| 2. | June Reunites With Ward | Pokey22 | 2 | 11 |
| 3. | RottenToast Barbecued | RottenToast | 2 | 8 |
| 4. | RottenToast Grilled | RottenToast | 1 | 10 |
| 5. | Jock Stiffers | Left Behind to DIE! | 1 | 8 |
| 6. | Rapid Robert Declining Rapidly | EMFCoffin | 1 | 7 |
| 7. | Checkmate, Of Course | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 1 | 3 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998