Marvin Wood has been played on 78 lists, including 8 lists in The March '99 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Vicious Piranha 02 | USER00965 | 4 | 25 |
| 2. | Brian Gray | USER00012 | 3 | 21 |
| 3. | Vicious Piranha 10 | USER00965 | 2 | 19 |
| 4. | Stink-Poo-Bee | USER02737 | 2 | 17 |
| 5. | Vicious Piranha 04 | USER00965 | 2 | 16 |
| 6. | Otis, You Want A Treat? | USER02737 | 2 | 9 |
| 7. | Vicious Piranha 08 | USER00965 | 1 | 8 |
| 8. | Vicious Piranha 15 | USER00965 | 1 | 7 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998