Kurt Vonnegut has been played on 75 lists, including 2 lists in The March '03 Lee Jr..

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Dead On Their FeetDead Person Specialist, E18
2.ImJefAndYoureNotUSER0038200
 

 

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Of course, the papers failed to mention that he lost 26,381 times.

(d) February 14th, 2003