Julian Assange has been played on 40 lists, including 5 lists in The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Celebrity Apprentice! Graveyard Shift | merder4eva | 1 | 7 |
| 2. | Proof That Only the Good Die Young | nbsmom | 1 | 5 |
| 3. | I'm Not Dead Yet 003 | goodwin73 | 1 | 3 |
| 4. | !ajlposh 2 | ajlposh | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | Bernie's Angels | Dana Geister | 0 | 0 |
Following a somber, yet tasteful cremation ceremony, Sir Alistair's remains are to be placed in a very elegant urn, and then featured as the host of Mantelpiece Theater.
(d) March 30th, 2004