Johnny Unitas has been played on 8 lists, including 5 lists in The September '98 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Jim Dwyer | Jim | 3 | 16 |
| 2. | Tourettes Dammit!! | USER00248 | 1 | 4 |
| 3. | I want to believe | Putnam's Tomahawk Chop | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | Olestra splats | USER00020 | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | Smegma whiz | USER00020 | 0 | 0 |
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owen. Owen who? 0-and-14. That's how the Cubbies started the baseball season this year. Then this guy, the so-called Heart and Soul of Chicago, suddenly kicks the bucket. Coincidence? We don't think so.
(d) April 29th, 1997