John Mills has been played on 183 lists, including 3 lists in The March '99 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Diggit's We hate you limey bastards | USER00012 | 1 | 4 |
| 2. | Dem Bones' Oscars Schmoscars 1 | USER00192 | 0 | 0 |
| 3. | Private Ryan 2 | 000002 | 0 | 0 |
For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.
(d) October 2nd, 2005