John Mills has been played on 183 lists, including 14 lists in The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Colin 2 | USER00977 | 2 | 11 |
| 2. | City Till They Die | USER01405 | 1 | 10 |
| 3. | I can see clearly now the dirt is gone | USER01487 | 1 | 10 |
| 4. | Inspector Knacker | USER01477 | 1 | 9 |
| 5. | Ursus Maritimus | USER01549 | 1 | 9 |
| 6. | Buck 3 | USER02639 | 1 | 6 |
| 7. | Hollywood to Forest Lawn | Dollar Bill | 1 | 6 |
| 8. | Mel Anoma | MaudieG | 1 | 6 |
| 9. | Ursus Americanus | USER02825 | 1 | 5 |
| 10. | Car Cinoma | MaudieG | 1 | 4 |
| 11. | Z | USER00348 | 1 | 4 |
| 12. | Lym Phoma | USER03706 | 1 | 3 |
| 13. | Dr. Steve 4 | Dr. Steve | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead | USER03680 | 0 | 0 |
Played a gold flute, for cryin' out loud. Good riddance, you pansy.
(d) May 20th, 2000