John Mills has been played on 183 lists, including 14 lists in The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Colin 2 | USER00977 | 2 | 11 |
| 2. | City Till They Die | USER01405 | 1 | 10 |
| 3. | I can see clearly now the dirt is gone | USER01487 | 1 | 10 |
| 4. | Inspector Knacker | USER01477 | 1 | 9 |
| 5. | Ursus Maritimus | USER01549 | 1 | 9 |
| 6. | Buck 3 | USER02639 | 1 | 6 |
| 7. | Hollywood to Forest Lawn | Dollar Bill | 1 | 6 |
| 8. | Mel Anoma | MaudieG | 1 | 6 |
| 9. | Ursus Americanus | USER02825 | 1 | 5 |
| 10. | Car Cinoma | MaudieG | 1 | 4 |
| 11. | Z | USER00348 | 1 | 4 |
| 12. | Lym Phoma | USER03706 | 1 | 3 |
| 13. | Dr. Steve 4 | Dr. Steve | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead | USER03680 | 0 | 0 |
As he himself once sang, "Fliddy gloop gloopy, nibby nobby nooby, la la la lo lo. Shamma shimmy shaman, nooby abba dabban, lee lee lo lo. Dooby ooby wadda, nooby abba dabba, kicky-wicky bucket time."
(d) February 12th, 2000