John McLaughlin has been played on 17 lists, including 3 lists in The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Walk to the Damn Light! | USER02367 | 2 | 11 |
| 2. | Hurry Up and Die Already, Part XII | hurryupndiealready | 1 | 9 |
| 3. | Trail's End 25 cents | Great Caesar"s Ghost! | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998