Joe Simon has been played on 60 lists, including 15 lists in The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Lady Caroline Muffmuncher | DePressED | 4 | 27 |
| 2. | Cash From Cancer: Miep, Miep, six feet deep | Cash From Cancer | 4 | 23 |
| 3. | DGD - Sloth | DGD | 4 | 23 |
| 4. | Cash From Cancer: Wouk's Wake | Cash From Cancer | 3 | 24 |
| 5. | old as dirt | You're Dead To Me! | 3 | 24 |
| 6. | It's Your Time-- And My Money! | humanmeal | 2 | 17 |
| 7. | I like em well done | Dirtdiggindogs | 2 | 13 |
| 8. | Rigor III | Rigor | 1 | 10 |
| 9. | rogalinski2 | rogalinski | 1 | 10 |
| 10. | Rigor II | Rigor | 1 | 8 |
| 11. | RJ Thurmont - Death Boy, Word Up!! | RJ Thurmont | 1 | 6 |
| 12. | Rigor I | Rigor | 1 | 5 |
| 13. | AAAAAAAA really, really random list cuz I am lazy | Bucket Kickers | 1 | 2 |
| 14. | Alas, Poryorick | Poryorick | 1 | 2 |
| 15. | Trout's Dead Fish 3 | Trout | 0 | 0 |
He won the first quadrennial International Tchaikovsky Piano Competition in Moscow at age 23, which means there is absolutely no chance he ever got laid. Have a little respect.
(d) February 27th, 2013