Joe Garagiola has been played on 62 lists, including 12 lists in The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Tempting Fate | DEEJ | 2 | 15 |
| 2. | Drop Dead 3 | Drop Dead | 2 | 5 |
| 3. | Dear Mr. Henshaw: I'M DEAD! | Bea Hind | 1 | 10 |
| 4. | Everyone Dies 2 | Die Now | 1 | 7 |
| 5. | he say he go to buy socks | lindbergh | 1 | 6 |
| 6. | Check out to check in 6 | Comeonallready | 1 | 4 |
| 7. | A PolKat Freebie | PolKat | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | Fredo time to go fishing | Fredo let's go fishing | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | Getting Their Wings | Buck | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Sen 2 | Mr Sen | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Winner, Winner, Not at Dinner! | humanmeal | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Zsa Zsa, enough is enough | Fred’s | 0 | 0 |
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(d) March 3rd, 2018