Jane Russell has been played on 69 lists, including 4 lists in The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Finally Dead | USER02569 | 1 | 10 |
| 2. | No More BMS 2 | Digger O Dell 10 | 1 | 10 |
| 3. | one day bang! you get hives | lindbergh | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | thanatos | USER01206 | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998