Jacques Chirac has been played on 48 lists, including 15 lists in The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.!ajlposh 3ajlposh429
2.Time's Up, Better Luck This Yearptgkc327
3.CryptomaniacWorm Farmer313
4.Daisy A Day DearDePressED219
5.La liste de JOJO 2017Meo217
6.Free deaths!The Force is Deathening216
7.Reaper threeFear the Reaper211
8.Victory and Death Reserve SquadShams28
9.Politics! Let's Make a Deal!thedeadmanshand23
10.Debbie Reynolds Urban Achieversalan smithee19
11.Doc & DJ--You Threw Food at Vito. That's Gotta Be Resolved.Doc & DJ16
12.Reaper twoFear the Reaper16
13.2017's Dinner List Part 3amyowl7300
15.I HATE AUTHORITY!!!Sheik's List00


Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003