Jacques Chirac has been played on 48 lists, including 7 lists in The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Doc & DJ--John O'Conner Memorial List | Doc & DJ | 3 | 23 |
| 2. | Politics and Manson | thedeadmanshand | 3 | 11 |
| 3. | Campbell's Creamed Noodle | The Pancreatic Answer | 2 | 19 |
| 4. | Doc & DJ--You Threw Food at Vito. That's Gotta Be Resolved. | Doc & DJ | 2 | 17 |
| 5. | Doc & DJ--Prop Joe's Cadaverous Motherfuckers | Doc & DJ | 2 | 14 |
| 6. | Welcome to the party, pal | rchand | 1 | 9 |
| 7. | Politics will Kill You (Hopefully) | Chris Goulart | 0 | 0 |
After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.
(d) May 6th, 2002