Hugh Marston Hefner has been played on 460 lists, including 4 lists in The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | JT03: Bernie Macked | Tripper | 0 | 0 |
| 2. | Just Die Bitches!!!!!!! | Big Guy | 0 | 0 |
| 3. | Okay If They Stick Around | humanmeal | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | they are all old or sick | USER01206 | 0 | 0 |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000