Hugh Marston Hefner has been played on 460 lists, including 2 lists in The September '01 Lee Jr..

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Look Out BelowUSER0360900
2.ZasmanUSER0137600
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The options are apparently "Take me as I am", or "Let me go". Looks like option B.

(d) November 15th, 2018