Helmut Kohl has been played on 67 lists, including 5 lists in The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | DePressED11 | DePressED | 3 | 21 |
| 2. | Charlie Don't Surf with Charmane Star | Charlie Dont Surf | 3 | 17 |
| 3. | La Muerte La Mierda | LaMuerte | 3 | 12 |
| 4. | Political Candideads | Better Off Dead | 2 | 17 |
| 5. | Xtreme Deadpooling | DePressED | 2 | 9 |
Hats Off, kids, it's The Day Of Reckoning for The Big Red One. Put The Crimson Kimono on ol' White Dog, he's just a Dead Pigeon On Beethoven Street, a.k.a. the Street Of No Return. Yep, It Happened In Hollywood, and now The Baron Of Arizona, one of The Meanest Men In The West, has changed his address to Underworld USA. Like, Verboten!, if you catch our drift.
(d) October 30th, 1997