Helen Thomas has been played on 163 lists, including 7 lists in The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Femme Fatale-Writers Strike | USER02512 | 1 | 9 |
| 2. | couldbedeadsoon | USER02383 | 0 | 0 |
| 3. | Dead Presidents Wives | Starwanderer | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | Debi's Death List I | USER02434 | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | Hurry up and die already part X | hurryupndiealready | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | Revolting Development 2 | Digger O Dell 10 | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | Wednesday #3 | Wednesday | 0 | 0 |
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owen. Owen who? 0-and-14. That's how the Cubbies started the baseball season this year. Then this guy, the so-called Heart and Soul of Chicago, suddenly kicks the bucket. Coincidence? We don't think so.
(d) April 29th, 1997