Helen Thomas has been played on 163 lists, including 6 lists in The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Daisy Pushers | squidly766 | 1 | 10 |
| 2. | First Ladies of Death | Starwanderer | 1 | 9 |
| 3. | Wednesday #3 | Wednesday | 1 | 4 |
| 4. | Debi Knott Reaper | USER02434 | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | Hurry up and die already part V! | hurryupndiealready | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | POLKATS FOREVER | PolKat | 0 | 0 |
After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.
(d) May 6th, 2002