Helen Thomas has been played on 163 lists, including 5 lists in The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Gym Jones 3 | USER00308 | 3 | 15 |
| 2. | Wednesday #2 | Wednesday | 2 | 16 |
| 3. | Katy Sucks At This | USER00881 | 2 | 13 |
| 4. | Femme Fatale-Write Your Own Obit | USER01205 | 1 | 10 |
| 5. | Hurry up and die, already, part II! | hurryupndiealready | 1 | 4 |
The amazing thing is that after having candied yams, butter beans, corn bread and gravy and blueberry cobbler every night for supper, he still lived to be 84.
(d) February 19th, 1998