Hafez Assad has been played on 29 lists, including 9 lists in The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | We Spin Terror | USER00876 | 4 | 31 |
| 2. | Yeah, yeah, bye bye | yeah yeah buh bye | 3 | 27 |
| 3. | god damnit! 2 | goddammit | 3 | 24 |
| 4. | god damnit! 1 | goddammit | 3 | 23 |
| 5. | god damnit! 3 | USER00965 | 3 | 23 |
| 6. | Bored Stiff In Phoenix 2 | USER00814 | 2 | 8 |
| 7. | Bored Stiff In Phoenix 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 8 |
| 8. | La Muerte 1 | USER00001 | 1 | 8 |
| 9. | Bored Stiff In Phoenix 1 | USER00814 | 1 | 5 |
Appropriately, they called him "Walkin' Lawton," after he crisscrossed the state of Florida on foot during a Senate campaign. Now, just as appropriately, they call him "mulch."
(d) December 12th, 1998