Hafez Assad has been played on 29 lists, including 9 lists in The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | We Spin Terror | USER00876 | 4 | 31 |
| 2. | Yeah, yeah, bye bye | yeah yeah buh bye | 3 | 27 |
| 3. | god damnit! 2 | goddammit | 3 | 24 |
| 4. | god damnit! 1 | goddammit | 3 | 23 |
| 5. | god damnit! 3 | USER00965 | 3 | 23 |
| 6. | Bored Stiff In Phoenix 2 | USER00814 | 2 | 8 |
| 7. | Bored Stiff In Phoenix 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 8 |
| 8. | La Muerte 1 | USER00001 | 1 | 8 |
| 9. | Bored Stiff In Phoenix 1 | USER00814 | 1 | 5 |
He had an amazing coaching career, announced on every major network, was the voice of the Madden video games, and all he can hear in our heads is "Tough Actin' Tinactin".
(d) December 28th, 2021