Hafez Assad has been played on 29 lists, including 9 lists in The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | We Spin Terror | USER00876 | 4 | 31 |
| 2. | Yeah, yeah, bye bye | yeah yeah buh bye | 3 | 27 |
| 3. | god damnit! 2 | goddammit | 3 | 24 |
| 4. | god damnit! 1 | goddammit | 3 | 23 |
| 5. | god damnit! 3 | USER00965 | 3 | 23 |
| 6. | Bored Stiff In Phoenix 2 | USER00814 | 2 | 8 |
| 7. | Bored Stiff In Phoenix 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 8 |
| 8. | La Muerte 1 | USER00001 | 1 | 8 |
| 9. | Bored Stiff In Phoenix 1 | USER00814 | 1 | 5 |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021