George Takei has been played on 51 lists, including one list in The October '02 Lee Jr..

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There once was a poet named Corso
who had a bad gland in his torso.
But, before cancer nailed him,
beat critics once hailed him
as, like, Kerouac, only more so.

(d) January 17th, 2001