Gene Shalit has been played on 562 lists, including 11 lists in The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Death Pool Gambler 17-3 | Death pool gambler | 4 | 21 |
| 2. | Line Dancing On WOHLERTS Grave | onefunsob | 2 | 15 |
| 3. | KittyKittyKitty | Digger O Dell 10 | 2 | 14 |
| 4. | This could be my year. | Euthanasia | 2 | 11 |
| 5. | Erika Anne Overdosed | Buffiedee | 2 | 3 |
| 6. | Winning 2 | Woz | 1 | 9 |
| 7. | Russian Roulette | Title 9 | 1 | 6 |
| 8. | Act Like You're Dead | dannykel | 1 | 2 |
| 9. | 2016 Was so 1997 | Exiasprip | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Herb's dogs | del bird | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Winning | Woz | 0 | 0 |
Apparently, since his bags were packed and he was ready to go, he left — but, as it turns out, it was not on a jet plane, but in an experimental, two-seater, single-engine job. Still, it seems safe to say that he does not know when he'll be back again, and that babe, he hated to go.
(d) October 12th, 1997