Gene Shalit has been played on 626 lists, including one list in The Mohamed Abdelwahab Memorial Three Bagger.

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1.One Love who's dyin' now?planetearth6618
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The options are apparently "Take me as I am", or "Let me go". Looks like option B.

(d) November 15th, 2018