Gabriel Garcia Marquez has been played on 249 lists, including 12 lists in The April '00 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Vicious Piranha - Pinochet, Bin Laden & O'Malley | USER02832 | 3 | 24 |
| 2. | Varney's Varmints (Deadly Ernest) | USER02809 | 3 | 23 |
| 3. | Celebrity Snuff-Out | USER02809 | 3 | 22 |
| 4. | Vicious Piranha - Tanned, Rested And Ready | USER02832 | 3 | 17 |
| 5. | POPE 4 | USER00108 | 2 | 18 |
| 6. | Vicious Piranha - A Junk Bond King Playing Bingo | USER02832 | 2 | 18 |
| 7. | Stench Fest 2000 | USER02809 | 2 | 15 |
| 8. | Vicious Piranha - Napoleon Dynamite | USER02832 | 2 | 15 |
| 9. | Vicious Piranha - Obituaries In The News | USER02832 | 2 | 11 |
| 10. | Kennedy-Cardinal Combo | USER02797 | 1 | 9 |
| 11. | Elmer Dinkley | USER00758 | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | POPE 9 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
Though she didn't quite make it to 118, she is survived by 4 of her 10 children, 85 grandchildren, 80 great-grandchildren, and 57 great-great-grandchildren. What a slut!
(d) April 16th, 1998