Eddie Van Halen has been played on 97 lists, including 8 lists in The September '01 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Jonathan 1 | Jon00060 | 1 | 10 |
| 2. | DXRob 2 | USER02676 | 1 | 8 |
| 3. | 'String Cheese' The Pope & Bob Hope on the Ropes | USER01394 | 1 | 4 |
| 4. | Chad - Katherine Harris' Cunt | USER03595 | 1 | 3 |
| 5. | EB11: Oooh Rob, aren't you being hard on the Beav? | USER03621 | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | ESQSMH 3 | USER03623 | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | Moraxian - A Real List | Moraxian | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | SenatorChainMail | USER01362 | 0 | 0 |
Though his Klink was more bumbling than mean,
and Herr Klemperer stole every scene,
like the Nazi he played,
Werner toiled underpaid,
the top sucker at Stalag 13.
(d) December 6th, 2000