Durward Kirby has been played on 27 lists, including 3 lists in The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Cookie Monster 1Lebowski00
2.MM SquareUSER0053300
3.Mulch Monkey 1USER0030900
 

 

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He won the first quadrennial International Tchaikovsky Piano Competition in Moscow at age 23, which means there is absolutely no chance he ever got laid. Have a little respect.

(d) February 27th, 2013