Don Knotts has been played on 222 lists, including 7 lists in The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | I LOVE THE DEAD 3 | USER02702 | 2 | 14 |
| 2. | JMD - It's 4th down, now punt | USER03776 | 2 | 14 |
| 3. | RigorMortis 3 | USER02779 | 2 | 13 |
| 4. | general_confusion : cancer and terrorism! | USER01379 | 2 | 11 |
| 5. | AUNTIE ANNIE 1 | USER00996 | 1 | 10 |
| 6. | Reap 'Em & Weep 3 | USER02774 | 1 | 5 |
| 7. | Ralston-Purina's Worm chow 3 | USER02784 | 0 | 0 |
Apparently, since his bags were packed and he was ready to go, he left — but, as it turns out, it was not on a jet plane, but in an experimental, two-seater, single-engine job. Still, it seems safe to say that he does not know when he'll be back again, and that babe, he hated to go.
(d) October 12th, 1997