Don Knotts has been played on 222 lists, including 7 lists in The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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1.I LOVE THE DEAD 3USER02702214
2.JMD - It's 4th down, now puntUSER03776214
3.RigorMortis 3USER02779213
4.general_confusion : cancer and terrorism!USER01379211
5.AUNTIE ANNIE 1USER00996110
6.Reap 'Em & Weep 3USER0277415
7.Ralston-Purina's Worm chow 3USER0278400
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Apparently, since his bags were packed and he was ready to go, he left — but, as it turns out, it was not on a jet plane, but in an experimental, two-seater, single-engine job. Still, it seems safe to say that he does not know when he'll be back again, and that babe, he hated to go.

(d) October 12th, 1997