Don Knotts has been played on 222 lists, including 9 lists in The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | I LOVE THE DEAD 3 | USER02702 | 1 | 9 |
| 2. | Mario Bono | Mario Bono | 1 | 8 |
| 3. | Bart&DJ 5 Dutch Reagan's Tips To Win | Doc & DJ | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | Chad - From Miami-Dade County FL | USER02643 | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | Death Leopard | Bucket Kickers | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | Reap 'Em & Weep 3 | USER02775 | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | the cryptkickers | USER00940 | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | The Ralph Lunsford Steering Committee 4 | USER02815 | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | WDB | USER00284 | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998