Don Knotts has been played on 222 lists, including 3 lists in The June '99 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Peoples Champ | USER00650 | 0 | 0 |
| 2. | The Peoples Chump | USER00650 | 0 | 0 |
| 3. | Unicron | USER00690 | 0 | 0 |
There once was a fleet-footed Czech
whose name was Emil Zatopek.
Like a good little Pinky,
he won at Helsinki,
and then was too dumb to defect.
(d) November 21st, 2000