Don King has been played on 140 lists, including 11 lists in The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Gold Medalist in the Underground Luge | McPutt | 2 | 16 |
| 2. | RASTADAD | BURTMUSTINEER13 | 2 | 13 |
| 3. | Somewhere Over the Rainbow Bridge | Nick ‘n Beth | 2 | 13 |
| 4. | Too Many in 2022 | Mr Bungle | 1 | 10 |
| 5. | Old Bastards in Hell | Bruinmom02 | 1 | 7 |
| 6. | Soon to be dead actors | zombiebait | 1 | 7 |
| 7. | Just Die Already | Dr Drunk | 1 | 4 |
| 8. | Dean Of The Dead 2022 | DeanOfTheDead | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | No vaccine needed | Poke the Bear | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Recently Expired | Ded Yet?? | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Roadkill | Dr Drunk | 0 | 0 |
Conspiracy theorists are already working to connect the dots between Susan (who onced played Anne Frank on Broadway), her acting coach father Lee (a known Communist and a pretty creepy little guy), her close friend and occasional lesbian partner Marilyn (who was personally murdered by JFK), and Bill Clinton.
(d) January 21st, 1999