Dick Van Patten has been played on 71 lists, including 4 lists in The February 2011 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Happy Birthday Lights Out | Joker | 2 | 8 |
| 2. | Tommy's Tombstones | ThePitVipr | 1 | 10 |
| 3. | Nancys Nuthouse 3 | Nancybill22 | 1 | 4 |
| 4. | You don't know Dick | Johnny WhiteCloud | 0 | 0 |
After a lifetime of bold research and daring exploration, including crossing both the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans on rafts made out of twigs and fucking reeds, he died of boredom.
(d) April 18th, 2002