Dick Van Patten has been played on 71 lists, including 4 lists in The February 2011 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Happy Birthday Lights Out | Joker | 2 | 8 |
| 2. | Tommy's Tombstones | ThePitVipr | 1 | 10 |
| 3. | Nancys Nuthouse 3 | Nancybill22 | 1 | 4 |
| 4. | You don't know Dick | Johnny WhiteCloud | 0 | 0 |
Once again, George plays the part of participatory journalist, this time for a work entitled Paper Dyin'.
(d) September 25th, 2003