Dick Van Patten has been played on 71 lists, including 4 lists in The February 2011 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Happy Birthday Lights Out | Joker | 2 | 8 |
| 2. | Tommy's Tombstones | ThePitVipr | 1 | 10 |
| 3. | Nancys Nuthouse 3 | Nancybill22 | 1 | 4 |
| 4. | You don't know Dick | Johnny WhiteCloud | 0 | 0 |
Quite an interesting choice for a man going into politics, but Archie decided to keep the name he'd used throughout his porno career.
(d) May 29th, 2004