Dick Van Patten has been played on 71 lists, including 3 lists in The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | JT06: What a Bunch of Dicks! | Tripper | 1 | 6 |
| 2. | !ALBRECHT SAYS DIE | Albrecht | 0 | 0 |
| 3. | MATTOID - List Three | The Mattoid | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998