Dick Martin has been played on 35 lists, including 5 lists in The October '02 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Chad - I'm Cleanin Out My Closet | USER01115 | 1 | 9 |
| 2. | EBrake 7 The Dick-List Wonder | E-Brake | 1 | 6 |
| 3. | Are We Dead Yet? | Dead Already? | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | Glutton for Penmanship | Nurseboy | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | The blood clot gang 3 | USER01626 | 0 | 0 |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003