Dick Clark has been played on 691 lists, including 3 lists in The May 2011 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Don't Fear the Reaper | The Undertaker | 1 | 6 |
| 2. | He's Still Dead, Jim | OldDocMcCoy | 0 | 0 |
| 3. | Til' Death do us Part | shorty7ft | 0 | 0 |
It's a matter of social record that this two-bit never-was (best known as the original Maytag repairman) was a dick.
(d) January 6th, 1997