Dick Cavett has been played on 75 lists, including 9 lists in The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | A bunch of dick heads | Rastafarian Mormon | 0 | 0 |
| 2. | A Tisket, A Casket | Ded Yet?? | 0 | 0 |
| 3. | ABBATOIR 11 | Nick ‘n Beth | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | Chicken at Tresky's #1 | Chicken at Tresky's | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | Cyn3 | TeamTrautz | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | Dying to Die - 11 | Chris Goulart | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | Dying to Die - 8 | Chris Goulart | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | Kay Tastrophe's Skull Diggery | Kay Tastro-Phe | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | Saw Dust and Wood Chips | Marshrat | 0 | 0 |
Though his Klink was more bumbling than mean,
and Herr Klemperer stole every scene,
like the Nazi he played,
Werner toiled underpaid,
the top sucker at Stalag 13.
(d) December 6th, 2000