Dale Evans has been played on 297 lists, including 9 lists in The June '99 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | DEEJ 1 | DEEJ | 1 | 6 |
| 2. | Dr Kevorkian's Student Intern | USER00494 | 1 | 6 |
| 3. | JONATHAN 2 | USER00965 | 1 | 1 |
| 4. | Die- I need the money 1 | USER00043 | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | JONATHAN 1 | Jon00060 | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | JONATHAN 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | Private Ryan 2 | 000002 | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | Star Undertaker 1 | USER00692 | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | Star Undertaker 2 | USER00692 | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998