Clarence Thomas has been played on 44 lists, including 6 lists in The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
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| 1. | Death wish 2025 | DeathWish | 1 | 9 |
| 2. | Kay Tastrophe's Bucket of Bones | Kay Tastro-Phe | 1 | 7 |
| 3. | Randos2 | GanefManx | 1 | 4 |
| 4. | I am the dark one #3 | I am the dark one | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | Leaders are Beaters | emilybecker01 | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | Tim's Grims | beegee165 | 0 | 0 |
There once was a poet named Corso
who had a bad gland in his torso.
But, before cancer nailed him,
beat critics once hailed him
as, like, Kerouac, only more so.
(d) January 17th, 2001