The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Who picked Chuck Yeager

Chuck Yeager has been played on 318 lists all-time, including 7 in this game.

#	List	Player	Stiffs	Points
1	!!!!! ALBRECHT SAYS DIE ALREADY 2Albrecht	Albrecht	3	20
2	Andy's 2012 list!!!Andrew Edling	Andrew Edling	3	17
3	Death Wish 2012achieved room temperature	achieved room temperature	2	18
4	We didn't have a cream for thatpeatey	peatey	2	10
5	Gone, But Don't Know It YetGizmo	Gizmo	1	8
6	Corpses of Fame 1: Breaking Dawnculwin	culwin	0	0
7	MR RUPP'S DEATH WATCHR U dead yet	R U dead yet	0	0

Guess the stiff · died 2021

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.