Chris Mortensen has been played on 11 lists, including one list in The February 2017 Lee Jr..

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1.CryptomaniacWorm Farmer13
 

 

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For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.

(d) October 2nd, 2005