Brooke Astor has been played on 1596 lists, including 5 lists in The September '01 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Big Guy Beck's Will | FTG | 1 | 8 |
| 2. | You Sure I Can Take This With Vodka? | Mr Wonderful | 1 | 8 |
| 3. | Drop Dead Gorgeous | Dead Person Specialist, E | 1 | 7 |
| 4. | Sock it to them hard | Dead Person Specialist, E | 1 | 7 |
| 5. | Look Out Below | USER03609 | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998