Bob Dole has been played on 2092 lists, including 4 lists in The February 2018 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Please Just Go Gracefully | humanmeal | 2 | 12 |
| 2. | The Naked and the Dead | osmoses | 1 | 10 |
| 3. | Feb To Die For 2 | BONKED | 1 | 3 |
| 4. | Baby, it's cold outside. Baby? | monoglot | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998