Berry Gordy Jr. has been played on 53 lists, including 12 lists in The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Toe Tagger 25Wallbanger29
2.I'm Gene Shalit Now...BYE!Pokey2225
3.BairBones2BairBones17
4.Eternal Guest List 3NotComingDownForBreakfast17
5.Toe Tagger Too 25Wallbanger17
6.Off You Go...Ded Yet??15
7.I'm Having a Stiff OneJoanCrawfordsMakeupBag14
8.Used to be herosHauntedWebmaster14
9.Zsa Zsa's Still DeadJoanCrawfordsMakeupBag14
10.Live Free or DieRobin00
11.Saw The Light 2SAW THE LIGHT00
12.You Know They've Got a Hell of a Bandgidget00
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999