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The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Who picked Bernie Taupin

Bernie Taupin has been played on 9 lists all-time, including 1 in this game.

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Guess the stiff · died 2026

For 37 years he ran Iran as its Supreme Leader, a job title that tells you everything about his management style. He decided what women could wear on their heads, what everyone could say online and who went to prison for disagreeing, then relaxed by leading crowds in chants of “Death to America.” After enough repetitions, America took it as an RSVP. Iran declared 40 days of mourning, which is still more fun than anything he allowed while he was alive.