Arte Johnson has been played on 126 lists, including 8 lists in The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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1.Maloyo4-2019Maloyo2317525
2.Dear Mr. Henshaw: I'M DEAD!Bea Hind423
3.Showbiz types & othersmirandate325
4.aardvark6Hugh G. Wrekshun213
5.Death pool gambler 4Death pool gambler27
6.goner 2Reaper Crew25
7.Body Bags and Toe Tags VItrojones17
8.Sled dog 3sleddog14
 

 

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Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013