Al Jaffee has been played on 530 lists, including 2 lists in The February 2014 Lee Jr..

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.deadweightbonevoyage322
2.O Dell The Digger 1Digger O Dell 1000
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The options are apparently "Take me as I am", or "Let me go". Looks like option B.

(d) November 15th, 2018