Alan Dershowitz has been played on 19 lists, including 2 lists in The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Guess Who's Knocking? | TK421NotAtPost | 4 | 24 |
| 2. | Politics will be the Death of You | thedeadmanshand | 1 | 10 |
There once was a poet named Corso
who had a bad gland in his torso.
But, before cancer nailed him,
beat critics once hailed him
as, like, Kerouac, only more so.
(d) January 17th, 2001