Akio Morita has been played on 30 lists, including 5 lists in The March '99 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Vicious Piranha 02 | USER00965 | 4 | 25 |
| 2. | Mike Tyson's Brain | USER02651 | 3 | 24 |
| 3. | Vodka Sour | USER02737 | 2 | 12 |
| 4. | Vicious Piranha 14 | USER00965 | 1 | 10 |
| 5. | Vicious Piranha 08 | USER00965 | 1 | 8 |
When Gidget used to squeal "Daddy'll just die!" she didn't know how right she was. He just died.
(d) February 11th, 1997