Akio Morita has been played on 30 lists, including 6 lists in The September '99 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Dead Celebs For $1000, Alex | USER02698 | 2 | 17 |
| 2. | How Ya Doin' Eisenhower? | USER02734 | 2 | 8 |
| 3. | A List Stolen From MT Graves | Nurseboy | 1 | 9 |
| 4. | Brainwashed 2 | USER00657 | 1 | 3 |
| 5. | The Mexican Fireman's Kid: Hose-B 1 | USER00965 | 1 | 3 |
| 6. | Necromancer | USER02698 | 1 | 1 |
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owen. Owen who? 0-and-14. That's how the Cubbies started the baseball season this year. Then this guy, the so-called Heart and Soul of Chicago, suddenly kicks the bucket. Coincidence? We don't think so.
(d) April 29th, 1997