Abraham Beame has been played on 47 lists, including 16 lists in The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | DU LAC 2 | USER02675 | 3 | 20 |
| 2. | www.sendbillmoney.com 3 | USER03477 | 2 | 12 |
| 3. | Late Slot | USER03458 | 1 | 10 |
| 4. | Look What I Did To You... Again! | Brad Delp's Cry For Help | 1 | 9 |
| 5. | morts sur l'arrivee deux | USER00594 | 1 | 9 |
| 6. | TV Nut Job 5 | USER02818 | 1 | 7 |
| 7. | TV Nut Job 1 | USER00072 | 1 | 6 |
| 8. | A tisket, a tasket, let's fill up a casket 1 | ttc4319 | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | AbraCadavers 2: The Guys | USER00165 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Bag 'em and Tag 'em 1 | 000002 | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Bedtime for 'Ronzo' | USER02746 | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | bonesboy | USER01095 | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | Dead & Grateful | USER00300 | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | Estate Planning Baron 2 | USER01133 | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Razorben | razorben | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | Ready To Piss On Reagan's Grave | USER03472 | 0 | 0 |
Conspiracy theorists are already working to connect the dots between Susan (who onced played Anne Frank on Broadway), her acting coach father Lee (a known Communist and a pretty creepy little guy), her close friend and occasional lesbian partner Marilyn (who was personally murdered by JFK), and Bill Clinton.
(d) January 21st, 1999